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How Greed Killed the Fattest King in the World

   There was once a fat and greedy king named King Bonafestalula Von Shakaspeare De Alberto who was simply known as King Of Greed. King of Greed was also very cruel to others. His most trusted advisers said to each other, "Let us prepare a feast for our king. Also let us poison the cake in the feast. Only the king shall eat of the feast and the cake shall be velvet, his favorite. We shall only make one slice. Once he is dead we shall see which of us is the most righteous and he shall rule the land. Then the rest of us will divvy up the land amongst ourselves as governors. Then the people will have prosperity." And so they went creating such a royal feast for the king.  Among the people, rumors were spreading about the King of Greed's gross weight. They spoke of how the earth itself was waiting to swallow up the plump juicy king in its filthy mouth.  Meanwhile, the feast was ready to be eaten and the King of Greed was called forth to his unseeming death. The adviser...

I Will be a Merry Man: Sequel to "I was Once A Merry Man'

I will be a merry man, With roast of beast, And many a feast,  Of fish of s ea, When finally in all joy, I wi ll no longer be a toy, For those who frame, I will be a merry man, With roast of beas t, And many a feast, Of f i sh of sea, When come the day, When then I be, As merry as before, As ladies mock, In silk lace frock, My once handsome, Reputation, I will be a merry man, With roas t of beast, And many a feast, Of fish of sea, When then I find, My good lady.    

The Kingdom of the Light Virgins

    In such a place, Where rivers had failed to exist,  Instead lived,  The famed, Virgins of the light  But do not forget, They are not alone, For those who wander, Will be prone, To stray to the dark                                    That Wonderful Tale              Stars seemed to play around that globe. That mysterious globe of light. That beautiful, beautiful round ball of light. That thing, that thing , that wonderful, wonderful thing!!!!!! But what it possessed was even better, something filled with life. Something, no someone , more beautiful than anything else .                                          ...